By Tanya M. Ursual

From The Lanark Animal Welfare Society (LAWS) L.A.W.S., P.O. Box 156, Smiths Falls, ON, K7A 4T1:

Other Definitions for the word “Cat”:

A lap warmer with a built-in buzzer

A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist

A wildlife control expert

A treat-seeking missile

One who sleeps in old empty pizza boxes

A hair relocation specialist

A yawn is a cat’s honest opinion openly expressed.