By Tanya M. Ursual

From The Lanark Animal Welfare Society (LAWS) L.A.W.S., P.O. Box 156, Smiths Falls, ON, K7A 4T1:

Pet Letters to God:

The following quotes have been taken from the book “Pets’ Letters to God” by Mark Bricklin.

Dear God, Is thunder absolutely necessary?

Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is the same old story?

Dear God, The new terrier I live with just pee-peed on the Turkish prayer rug! I have a feeling my family thinks I’m jealous of this stupid dog, and they might blame me! Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I’m innocent? Does Petsmart sell lie detectors?

Dear God, Is Camembert cheese dead, or just really sick?

Dear God, Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti. Just a thought.


Dear God, Is a bagpipe an animal?

Dear God, Did you forget to create dog-nip?

Dear God, I’ve heard that we cats have nine lives. I think I’m still on my first, but it’s difficult to be sure. Will there be a buzzer or something to let me know when I get to number eight?

Dear God, Hell: A million vacuum cleaners run by great big cats. Am I close?