By Tanya M. Ursual

From The Lanark Animal Welfare Society (LAWS) P.O. Box 256, Lanark, Ontario, K0G 1K0:

Rules for Cats to live by:

If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.

When in trouble, just purr and look cute.

Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

All chairs belong to the cat of the house.

Baths are for Dogs!

Go absolutely berserk for no apparent reason.