Some Great Dog Quotes

By Tanya M. Petrokov

From The Lanark Animal Welfare Society (LAWS) L.A.W.S., P.O. Box 156, Smiths Falls, ON, K7A 4T1:

“We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made.” M. Facklam

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” -Anonymous

“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.” -Unknown

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” -Dave Barry

“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” -Franklin P. Jones

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” -Ben Williams

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” -Josh Billings

“In dog years, I’m dead.” -unknown

“Money will buy you a pretty good dog but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.” -unknown

“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.” -unknown

“They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.” Jerome K. Jerome, English Humorist